Thursday, 29 April 2010

What does your name say about you?

The individualism is reflected everywhere, not the least when it comes to names. The more unusual name, the higher probability for an individualistic child. Who would want their child to be Anna Three or Johan B in the class? At least that's how some parents seem to reason.

Parents who don't trust their own common sense and intuition can always employ a professional nameologist. All you need to do is to list the qualities and personality you wish for your baby and pay $150. Then you get a list of names which will support and promote the desired personality. Easy!

As a result I suppose that all the angry, nasty, mean, lazy and evil names will be exterminated. Whatever they are...

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